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Offline #basedcowboyshirt

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2011, 11:17:24 am »
Thank you, #basedgod
You're #swag to the maximum
Do the #cookingdance
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Offline Plaswuff

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #101 on: December 23, 2011, 02:27:55 pm »
Not every haiku
needs a five, seven, five
structure.

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Proof.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #102 on: December 23, 2011, 02:36:02 pm »
Quote from: Plaswuff on December 23, 2011, 02:27:55 pm
Not every haiku
needs a five, seven, five
structure.

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Proof.

You're hella based
Swag the unconventional
Haiku dopamine
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #103 on: December 24, 2011, 07:47:59 pm »
Quote from: Plaswuff on December 23, 2011, 02:27:55 pm
Not every haiku
needs a five, seven, five
structure.

Please elaborate
My curiosity is piqued
Criteria: What?
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Offline rbirchtree

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #104 on: February 02, 2012, 10:37:05 am »
This is a parody song for the Korean bus drivers that I respect so much. I like them because they protect me from the other bad drivers on the road, even if they are one of them. Right makes might as we all know and a bus has a lot of might.Read the lyrics here before you listen to the song.  I will NEVER EVER own a car in Korea as long as the roads are chaotic!

Please be my driver!

Watching, cuz you got me patiently waiting
I think you are amazing driver
It’s okay, you’re worth the wait
But I just can’t take no more
 
Dreaming, of you every night & I’m praying
Will you hold me tight & just wrap those arms
Around me boy, I really wanna feel you in my soul
 
Everytime you look in my eyes, I can feel that ya just wanna say
3 little words, it’s not so impossible, then you start walking away 3
I can’t help it, I’m asking the question, I guess there’s no other way
For you to just tell me right now, so maybe I should say it out loud
 
be my driver
Please be my driver
No, I don’t wanna wonder anymore boy
I gotta hear you say the words, say the words
 
Make me your rider
Cuz I’m going crazy
I want you & I want the world to know that
I’m your rider & I know you feel the same
 
talking, do you hear a word that I’m saying
I’m so tired of playing these games with you
I’m so confused
So will you be my driver
 
Losing my mind while you over there choosing
I don’t wanna ruin this thing we got, like it or not
Whose driver are you wanting to be?
 

I help it, I’m asking the question, I guess there’s no other way
For you to just tell me right now, so maybe I should say it out loud
 
Please be my driver
Please be my driver
No, I don’t wanna wonder anymore boy
I gotta hear you say the words, say the words
 
Make me your lady
Cuz I’m going crazy
I want you & I want the world to know that
I’m your rider & I know you feel the same
 
I can’t help it, when I want it, gotta get it
& it’s you I want,
Maybe it can happen if you let it driver
Cuz I got you on my mind all the time
& when I see you boy, you’re looking fine everytime
If you would make me the only one in your life,
Then I’d be like “SWEET!!!”
& mix a little sugar with the spice
Driver, take a change, romance, roll the dice
What other girl’s gonna ask you something this nice???
 
Please be my driver
Please be my driver
No, I don’t wanna wonder anymore boy
I gotta hear you say the words, say the words
 
Make me your rider
Cuz I’m going crazy
I want you & I want the world to know that
I’m your rider & I know you feel the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fy4cqWMhyI&ob=av2e
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2012, 05:00:20 pm »
My new tee shirt says
keeping warm the f!@&ing jar
happy story time!
 

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Hello.  Hi, hello.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you too.  Bye bye now.


Teacher, he crazy boy!
Teacher, he gave me dong chim!
Okay, we're friends now.

Teacher, I love you.
Do you love me too, I hope?
Give me choco pie!

Teacher will go home.
Australia is calling me.
See you tomorrow?


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From my husband:

I go America
I do very dongchim!
What is sexual assault?
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 06:29:08 pm by americaussie »
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2012, 10:51:00 pm »
goSHITel it on
a mountain OR a toilet
same as your bedroom
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #107 on: February 04, 2012, 08:37:29 am »
instant coffee buzz
maybe get cancer later
but awake for class
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2012, 08:37:32 am »
Visiting Mom, Dad
Winter in Connecticut
Eating with a fork.

Oddly homesick though.
Miss the smell of kim chi farts.
My own. Not others.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2012, 08:56:58 am »
floor heat stays toasty
also helps speed(?) dry clothing
shirt feels like cardboard

nice steamy shower
shit, toilet paper mad soaked
good thing have bulk pack

nice steamy shower
must finish grooming at sink
****, shower still on

buy pretty girl drink
oh, you want less alcohol?
korean juicers

attend rock concert
sit and watch, no involvement
hendrix rolls in grave

oh look, cheetos snack
hells yeah, i love my cheetos
dammit, tastes like balls
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2012, 09:17:51 am »
I need Doritos
Why have you forsaken me?
Make friends with army guy

Fun night at the Hof
Sit private room with bottle
Same same as stay home

Let’s go to the beach
Fun in shade, water scary
Hardcore team Edward
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Offline americaussie

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2012, 05:58:41 pm »
Quote from: btaylormade on February 04, 2012, 08:56:58 am

attend rock concert
sit and watch, no involvement
hendrix rolls in grave


Sweeeeet.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #112 on: February 04, 2012, 09:18:36 pm »



"attend rock concert
sit and watch, no involvement
hendrix rolls in grave"

At jazz concert too!
They're all reading sheet music.
Trane rolls on Hendrix.
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Offline americaussie

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #113 on: February 05, 2012, 02:36:27 pm »
Went to see Chai Sooyoung here at his club in Gangnam.  He rocks (blues) but everyone just sits in their chairs.  Weirdness.  Since I went with someone who has been friends with Chai for over 10 years, we didn't feel weird getting up and dancing. 
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Offline DWAEDGIMORIGUKBAP

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #114 on: February 07, 2012, 11:35:03 am »
Leaving in a month
neurons making poetry
again after years
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #115 on: February 29, 2012, 08:23:19 am »
Quote from: Plaswuff on December 23, 2011, 02:27:55 pm
Not every haiku
needs a five, seven, five
structure.

^
Proof.

Is that true? Oh wow.
I always learned it was five
seven five only.

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Omg this place
Stop ruining classical
It's not for jingles!

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"How dare you, waygook!
My inner thighs I can show,
But you no look-ee!"

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"I'm so beautiful
Need more of this fashion brand
It makes me happy...?"

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"I deliver food!
My penis is very small
So need to go fast."

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"When things are hectic
I lash out in anger
So nice to be with!"

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"I am a big man
Haha! You eat baby food!
Popcorn at my desk!"

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"Yell, text, yell, chat, yell
Best example for students
Let's do it some more!"

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I never knew it
But badminton is awesome!
Let's go together!

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Whew. I am tired.
Too much sitting at my desk.
Looking forward to

the new semester.
Think this will be my last year
Here in Korealand   :)

Off to find new things
Not just repeat over and
Over and over.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #116 on: February 29, 2012, 10:58:13 am »
trying to walk home
i think i've peed my pants
the cars come so close
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