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Offline twak24

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #80 on: November 17, 2011, 02:28:01 pm »
but foreigner is
also laughing inside all
the way to the bank

Yes, yes! Legendary. Jrong. Legendary. I thought my dad was the only one who still uses this expression.

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #81 on: November 22, 2011, 03:05:58 pm »
jemi obsoyo?
No, YOU jemi obsoyo!
Jemi obsoyo!

Oh my goodness, yes!
I always want to say this
나쁜 자식들! (Nabbeun Jashikdeul)

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2011, 10:10:17 am »
Traffic laws?
No rules, no vehicles I own.
Right makes might with the bus I ride :)
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2011, 11:41:16 am »
Traffic laws?
No rules, no vehicles I own.
Right makes might with the bus I ride :)

To follow that one up...

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What's this? A crosswalk?
I stop where I want to stop.
I am too much man.

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2011, 12:31:40 pm »

The loud ones won't stop,
The quiet ones won't look up,
I just keep going...

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2011, 10:45:04 pm »
Give me that soju
Blackout; wake up somewhere else
Oh goddamn it hurts

Ah the foreigners
Oh how they love to complain
About everything
« Last Edit: December 01, 2011, 10:47:08 pm by BrainDamage »

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2011, 10:36:39 pm »
More impulse eating
And US TV reruns
Much like last weekend

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #87 on: December 06, 2011, 12:06:03 am »
Ok, please be kind, I'm not very good at Haikus.  :blank: :-[ But here's my attempt.

On my new galaxy tab,
oh you want me to teach?
let me click this mouse and you speak.

Angry today, husband cheating,
I yell at students
though they ain't bad.

anger out, feel better now,
students quiet,
I go back to emailing.

Okay, I teach,
you do listen and repeat
Otherwise don't speak.

Hate these kids, why don't you?
They make me work, don't want to.
Let's be friends over soju.

VP says no school,
you stay home, but sign here
because you must pay with vacay.

You teach 5th grade today.
What? no. No lesson plan.
Class start in 1 minute, go.
"I love him and there's nothing you or I can do about it. He is just awesome!"

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2011, 09:28:32 am »
Online at my desk,
I can't wait to go
online in my apartment.

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these Monday-Friday kids in these Monday-Friday classrooms!"

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2011, 09:59:36 am »
Heat never blows in
our office; but when it does
windows are open.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2011, 11:12:35 am »
Sick with a bad cold,
Not able to run outside,
Feeling contentious.

Runner's withdrawal,
really really really sucks.
I hate being sick.
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #91 on: December 07, 2011, 12:26:20 pm »
Thank god for yoga
Angry at students often
Rather than always

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2011, 03:14:21 pm »
Winter is too long.
Spring and fall are orgasms.
Summer is rainy. 

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #93 on: December 13, 2011, 12:42:49 pm »
You have open class.
Thank you for telling me. When?
It start 10 minute.


She has a small face.
she would be beautiful, but
she is very fat.


"OK! Be quiet please!"
Chaos blooms and then prospers
There will be no hope.


"You should take a rest-
There will be no class today."
"Why weren't you in class?"


Teacha! He hit me!
She hit you, she is a girl.
Teacha- transgender!


Cries resound once again
Always the same words I hear:
Give-uh me candy!


ok i cant do haikus but are do you secretly teach at my school and they have just hidden you from me ???
you just described my life!

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #94 on: December 13, 2011, 01:33:51 pm »
Ajuma bus fight
Ajushee drinking all night
They touch me because I'm white
this was so funny
OP 재일 잘나가
this is a haiku

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #95 on: December 14, 2011, 07:33:08 am »

Nami and Peter
Back in rehab. Jihno? Jail.
Grammar violation.

Bora_ working girl.
Nearby Yongsan. Kevin in_
Cycle of violence.

June having one more
damned existential crisis.
Its Tom Toms world.


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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #96 on: December 14, 2011, 07:37:10 am »

Nami and Peter
Back in rehab. Jihno? Jail.
Grammar violation.

Bora_ working girl.
Nearby Yongsan. Kevin in_
Cycle of violence.

June having one more
damned existential crisis.
Its Tom Toms world.



Creepy.  I've got a kid by almost every one of those names in my 45-large middle school, where I know all my students really well.  So now I'm imagining that this is some kind of prophecy and my students are growing up to be druggies or prostitutes, or that my autistic kid is going to turn into a wife-beater.  Even worse, I don't even have a Tom Tom, so no one wins. 

This is going to be a long day.

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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #97 on: December 14, 2011, 08:44:39 am »

Nami and Peter
Back in rehab. Jihno? Jail.
Grammar violation.

Bora_ working girl.
Nearby Yongsan. Kevin in_
Cycle of violence.

June having one more
damned existential crisis.
Its Tom Toms world.
hilarious!
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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #98 on: December 14, 2011, 12:04:00 pm »
Bow bow bow bow bow
Got some Waka Flocka Flame
Bangin' on headphones


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Re: Life in Korea Haikus
« Reply #99 on: December 22, 2011, 10:47:06 am »
I wish I had written this, for anyone who hasn't seen it:

Kim Jeong-il has died
He was short, weird, and evil
You are caught up now.