Author Topic: Do you guys do corny elementary school level jokes? (Read 8310 times)

tesoljon · « **Reply #40 on:** April 06, 2012, 05:19:42 PM »

Leo Fuchigama has a couple videos of Konglish jokes. Some of them have already been posted, but there are several that haven't.

Part 1:

Part 2:

mogbert · « **Reply #41 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:45:44 PM »

I've used quite a few of these over the past half-year for warm-ups and most of the students enjoy it. One class was even disappointed when I didn't have one for that week! I combine one of these jokes/riddles with a few compound word riddles. Works really well.

mogbert · « **Reply #42 on:** April 07, 2012, 10:29:12 PM »

My contribution:

Where are Kimbaps from?

Kimbap Nara(country) (and the name of a kimbap chain)!

namerae · « **Reply #43 on:** April 12, 2012, 02:29:45 PM »

Keep 'em coming guys...I always love a good joke even though I'm terrible at coming up with them myself!

SBracken · « **Reply #44 on:** April 12, 2012, 03:22:13 PM »

What sound does a Korean bell make?

(you must voice this well) Joooong, joooong (종)

CellarDoor · « **Reply #45 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:00:23 PM »

How did I miss this fun and ridiculous thread before? Thanks for sharing the laughter! I might have to try a few of these with my students if they need a break from my standard tongue twister warm-up activity sometimes.

Sandies · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:53:11 PM »

I am from Vancouver, Canada, and we have the 2nd biggest Chinatown in North America (San Fran being first), I had a class where I was introducing my class to Vancouver. And I told them about this fact, then after I asked them do you know where the largest Chinatown in the world is. Some of the smart ones gets it, but they get a good laugh when I tell them the answer (or other students say the answer)

MissC · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2012, 12:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Sandies on April 25, 2012, 06:53:11 PM

I am from Vancouver, Canada, and we have the 2nd biggest Chinatown in North America (San Fran being first), I had a class where I was introducing my class to Vancouver. And I told them about this fact, then after I asked them do you know where the largest Chinatown in the world is. Some of the smart ones gets it, but they get a good laugh when I tell them the answer (or other students say the answer)

Shanghai?

Sandies · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:20:01 PM »

Quote from: MissC on April 26, 2012, 12:04:54 PM

Quote from: Sandies on April 25, 2012, 06:53:11 PM
I am from Vancouver, Canada, and we have the 2nd biggest Chinatown in North America (San Fran being first), I had a class where I was introducing my class to Vancouver. And I told them about this fact, then after I asked them do you know where the largest Chinatown in the world is. Some of the smart ones gets it, but they get a good laugh when I tell them the answer (or other students say the answer)

Shanghai?

I don't know which city to be exact, but they all get that it's in China

kyndo · « **Reply #49 on:** August 08, 2012, 12:33:51 PM »

Which country has 4 arms?
네 팔 (Nepal)

CellarDoor · « **Reply #50 on:** August 24, 2012, 03:53:47 PM »

Nice one, kyndo! Kekeke!

Anyone else have a corny new joke for a new semester?

thunderlips · « **Reply #51 on:** August 24, 2012, 04:04:26 PM »

not jokes but whenever i play hangman with the students the letters that sound like words I act like they said the word and act confused. like if they guess U, i say "Me??" and look really confused. If they guess Y, I say because. it is corny but i like to have them think about my reaction and what they said.

Also if one of my students says "I'm hungry." I follow it with "Nice to meet you hungry, I'm ...." again corny I know but some students get it and laugh and have to explain it to the others.

this is my favorite corny joke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.
I was stoked to see that phrase in one of the textbooks this year.

mogbert · « **Reply #52 on:** October 30, 2012, 01:20:08 AM »

Halloween-themed joke of the week!

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Dodgeball! (pi-gu 피구)

Pi is blood in Korean.

CellarDoor · « **Reply #53 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:10:04 PM »

Usually I don't tell jokes. So when I visited my high school's band club meeting to thank them for playing for my song in the school festival, I tried out one of my favorite jokes. Actually, maybe it's not all THAT corny.

They asked me if I had a car and I said no, "But wait, I actually do! BMW!" Their eyes got huge. "Teacher, really?" I nodded seriously. "Yes. Bus, Metro, Walking. BMW." They blinked, thought, and *roared* with laughter. "Teacher, hahaha! I love it!!!"

tesoljon · « **Reply #54 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: mogbert on October 30, 2012, 01:20:08 AM

Halloween-themed joke of the week!

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Dodgeball! (pi-gu 피구)

Pi is blood in Korean.

What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash!

Why did Dracula's mother give him medicine?
He was having a coffin fit!

What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!

sonya · « **Reply #55 on:** November 01, 2012, 02:55:39 PM »

What's a ghosts favourite dessert? Ice scream

What's a ghosts favourite fruit? Boo berries

What is a vampire afraid of? Several answers here...cavities, tooth decay, the dentist

What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch!

Sonya

kleenx · « **Reply #56 on:** November 08, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »

My students seem to like this one

Cow meat + bird meat + mouse meat = ?

So seh gwi (sausage)

In Korean, a cow is "so", a bird is "seh", and a mouse is "gwi".

kyndo · « **Reply #57 on:** November 09, 2012, 02:05:32 PM »

Quote from: kleenx on November 08, 2012, 07:12:55 PM

My students seem to like this one

Cow meat + bird meat + mouse meat = ?

So seh gwi (sausage)

In Korean, a cow is "so", a bird is "seh", and a mouse is "gwi".

Minor correction: mouse = "jwi" (쥐)
Yeah, my students groaned in pained exasperation at this one as well. Good stuff, keep 'em coming!

aklimkewicz · « **Reply #58 on:** November 09, 2012, 02:11:47 PM »

Why did the man throw butter out the window?
-- He wanted to see a butterfly.

Also, here is a ppt I used to tell and explain the lion/giraffe joke from 28 Days Later. (Don't worry, it is a sleeping giraffe, not a dead one.)

purpleradish · « **Reply #59 on:** November 16, 2012, 03:53:32 PM »

Found a list of silly Konglish jokes and decided to use them with my 5th and 6th graders!

Ex: What did the cat say to the sheep to make him go away?
GO yang ee!

(And other quality jokes...)

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