Shut the site down for a week. Scare people. Maybe they'll start donating after that! Might be a good idea, huh? I think people are far too reliant on this website and they don't give enough back (the majority probably nothing whatsoever). I love it here as much as anybody, but I think it wouldn't hurt if people had to make do on their own for a short time. Then maybe they'll see the importance Waygook really has to them.
Btw, why does the donate thing say that it ends October 31st?