Bodily fluids on the floor

[#basedcowboyshirt]

I work at an all boys high school.

In my last classroom, I stepped in what was unmistakably a puddle of male bodily fluid. Literally semen.

What kind of student masturbates at school? In a classroom? I mean, seriously now. Let's be reasonable here.

The students wouldn't tell me who did it, and before the Ko-teach came in, a student mopped it up.

This is the third time this has happened - all in different classrooms, too.

Has this happened to anyone else?

[sweet_potato]

That. is. disgusting.

I knew a guy who worked in a pretty ghetto middle school where boys used to piss in the plants in the hallways. But this is far more disgusting. Have you told anyone at your school?

[#basedcowboyshirt]

That. is. disgusting.

I knew a guy who worked in a pretty ghetto middle school where boys used to piss in the plants in the hallways. But this is far more disgusting. Have you told anyone at your school?

I haven't. I'm not someone who feels awkward about a lot of things, but this has just been easier to play ignorant and pretend I didn't know what it was / not mention it. I'd rather not have to mime and gesture my way through an explanation (my coteachers' English level is very, very low).

[karenology]

Augh I had shut this out of my brain until reading this post.  Now I have two lovely mental images...

I used to let one of the developmentally disabled kids hang out in my classroom, when I wasn't teaching a class already and I wasn't particularly busy.  I stopped that after I looked up once and caught her masturbating.  I just screamed "ANIYO" and did the big cross thing with my arms, found the special ed teacher and told him she needed to wash her hands.  So. awkward. 

[spaceditto]

....urghhh

[#basedcowboyshirt]

Augh I had shut this out of my brain until reading this post.  Now I have two lovely mental images...

I used to let one of the developmentally disabled kids hang out in my classroom, when I wasn't teaching a class already and I wasn't particularly busy.  I stopped that after I looked up once and caught her masturbating.  I just screamed "ANIYO" and did the big cross thing with my arms, found the special ed teacher and told him she needed to wash her hands.  So. awkward.

Oh. Wow.

Unfortunately, my school doesn't admit special ed students (that's a whole different story), so that means that whoever these students were, they did it with complete awareness. Fear.

[natale_laplante]

I...um...wow. 

I really don't know what you should do. Is there a head teacher you can talk to?

[cruisemonkey]

Well... the kid's just being a K. He sees ajoshies pissing in the middle of the street/on the sidewalk/in the hallways, and butting-out their cigarettes and spitting in the floor... then asks himself  'why not jerk off on it'?

[curlygirl]

The 3rd time you say? Don't assume (or hope) that this will magically go away. This has to be dealt with pronto. If you co-teacher's English level is so low then maybe someone on here can provide a polite translation along the lines of "A student is _ _ _ _ in this classroom. This is unacceptable behavior. I will offer a reward of (insert candy bribe here) to whoever tells my co-teacher who is doing this."

Probably nobody will dob in their mate but the mere threat that someone might do it should be enough to stop this from occurring again. Fingers crossed for you.

[#basedcowboyshirt]

I...um...wow. 

I really don't know what you should do. Is there a head teacher you can talk to?

I should clarify:

I'm not saying, "Bawww what should I do, bawww!"

I'm just seeing if this is an isolated thing, or whether this is some sort of trend with high school boys fapping in school.

[justanotherwaygook]

I really hope you have shoes (or at least those hard slippers) at your school.

Once I had a kid more or less pee on my foot.  But yours is way worse.

[Mads]

Vile.

Do you maybe have a Korean friend that could write it on a piece of paper for you to give to your COT?

[gilbert.a.h]

Thankfully I only work at an elementary school and all I have to deal with are the crotch sniffers... you know, the ones who put their hands in their pants to soak up the smell/sweat and then pull it out real fast and snort it like a line of coke.

If you are finding semen on the floor, and you are sure it isn't some kind of trick they are playing on each other or on you, you better let someone way above you know because they could have some kind of disease.

[sweet_potato]

tell your co teacher in basic english... like "class 5 *show korean word for sperm on your phone* on the floor"

and yeah i'm guessing this isn't as big of a deal in korea as it is back home. another person i know caught a guy jacking off while looking at middle school girls in the school's playground. when he reported it, his school was like "oh yea. that happens"

[juliehrrs]

If you are finding semen on the floor, and you are sure it isn't some kind of trick they are playing on each other or on you, you better let someone way above you know because they could have some kind of disease.

Some kind of disease?

I work at a high school but hte fact that it's co-ed keeps things pretty PG. Definitely say something, leaving it will just let them think that they are avle to get away with anything in your classroom.

[gangwon]

A bit off topic, but I was recently asking my Grade 6's what is bad about summer and one kid, after lots of arm waving, said the bad thing about summer is flashers! I was really surprised but my co-teacher helped translate without any surprise at all. She said it's just one of those things over here.

[zachmokpo]

I work at an all boys high school.

In my last classroom, I stepped in what was unmistakably a puddle of male bodily fluid. Literally semen.

What kind of student masturbates at school? In a classroom? I mean, seriously now. Let's be reasonable here.

The students wouldn't tell me who did it, and before the Ko-teach came in, a student mopped it up.

This is the third time this has happened - all in different classrooms, too.

Has this happened to anyone else?

I teach at an all boys high school as well and thankfully that hasn't happened. Though there is a large sized pile of vomit in the hallway that everyone seems fine stepping around. :S

[karenology]

If you are finding semen on the floor, and you are sure it isn't some kind of trick they are playing on each other or on you, you better let someone way above you know because they could have some kind of disease.

Some kind of disease?

I work at a high school but hte fact that it's co-ed keeps things pretty PG. Definitely say something, leaving it will just let them think that they are avle to get away with anything in your classroom.

I would agree with you, but, what could he possibly say?  Maybe just put up a picture of Old Faithful with a big red X over it? 

[DirtySexyMoney]

crotch sniffers... you know, the ones who put their hands in their pants to soak up the smell/sweat and then pull it out real fast and snort it like a line of coke.

Lol!!! **classic**

[abarkl]

Oh my god.