Me: What do you want to be in the future?
Student: A father.
Me: I mean what is your dream job?
Student: To be a father.
Me: That's cool, then who will you marry?
Student: My mother.
Me: That's kind of strange!
Student:sorry.
Student 1- She copied my answer.
Student 2- No, i said it first.
Student 1- No, I wrote Korean, because I am Korean.
Student 2- Well, I am Korean too.
Me: She has a point, you are both korean.
Students arguing about whether trucks are cars in my high level conversation class
Student 1- It is not a car. you can't say truck is a car.
Student 2- No it is bigger than a car. more wheels.
Student 3- I think it is the same as a car.
Student 4- Yes, I think it is the same as a car too.
Me: Ok, let's take a vote, who thinks a truck is a car?
Student 1- Teacher, this is not a democracy! THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY!! Why are we voting, it is not a car.
(this was soo funny)
