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Stuff My Students Said - please contribute!

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steve2398132:
Team names the students came up with during my last class:  God of Death, panda, Jong-su, and toilets   

CellarDoor:
A male HS student on the first day back from a training field trip:
"I paid them money; they gave me pain."

A female HS student filling out the "date" blank on top of her worksheet:
"No... forever alone..."

flasyb:
I was going through one of the "What's the Word?" warm-ups posted by Francois here. They're great and all the students try to participate and shout out the answers before their classmates. http://waygook.org/index.php/topic,26376.msg189713.html#msg189713

On one of the slides (what's the word 12 I think) there is a picture of an extended index (not middle!) finger and a picture of a nail.

Student (desperate to get the answer it): Ah, mmm, ahh... f*** you!

Another slide, same class, same game, had a picture of a hand and a picture of a bag.

Student: Hand job!

I cracked up and was doubled over laughing. Then of course the students really wanted to know what a hand job is...

theTazz:
Grade 4.

Me: "How are you today?"

Boy student: "Peachy keen!"

I lol'ed.

anixela:
Student: "Teacher, your nose is like Everest."

Yay?

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