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Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« on: April 26, 2017, 04:11:38 PM »
There hasn't been an actual Camden/Chuck Norris face-off. Who do you think would win?

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2017, 04:17:19 PM »
The reason why the Great Wall still has a huge crack in it is because Chuck Norris had to flee north when Camden came to Korea.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2017, 04:22:01 PM »
After staring into each other's souls for a solid 45 minutes they'd realize they're evenly matched and have a lot in common. They'd drop the fight and go get coffee together. They'd both offer to cover the bill, then agree on an arrangement where they take turns paying for each other's coffees. They'd become best friends, so in a way, they both win.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2017, 04:26:24 PM »
After staring into each other's souls for a solid 45 minutes they'd realize they're evenly matched and have a lot in common. They'd drop the fight and go get coffee together. They'd both offer to cover the bill, then agree on an arrangement where they take turns paying for each other's coffees. They'd become best friends, so in a way, they both win.

Of course they would let the women folk believe it was coffee.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2017, 04:26:51 PM »
Are Camden and Chuck Norris one and the same?

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2017, 04:27:08 PM »
It is possible to milk a cow dry you know.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2017, 04:29:26 PM »
Camden was a better teacher.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2017, 04:30:02 PM »
It is possible to milk a cow dry you know.
Camden would be able to squeeze out more milk even after.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2017, 04:32:53 PM »
It is possible to milk a cow dry you know.
Camden would be able to squeeze out more milk even after.

Eggieguffer is right, let this die.

2 seconds later

Hahahahaha the meme lives. Kyndo for VP
Ignoring isn’t the same as ignorance, you have to work at it.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2017, 05:49:31 PM »
It depends on who death is more afraid of.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2017, 08:55:39 PM »
It is possible to milk a cow dry you know.
yeah, and it was barely funny to begin with

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2017, 10:48:57 PM »
But Camden hasn't gone away yet. He (?) still keeps popping up in threads which got me thinking Chuck Norris which led to this topic.

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2017, 11:17:00 PM »
Can Camden use keyboard?  Because if yes, it won't even be competitive. 

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2017, 11:38:56 PM »
Camden doesn't comment on waygook.  Waygook comments on him. 

Korea didn't pay enough respect to Camden in his last job.  So, Korea paid the price by having it's President removed. 

Camden told Clinton to suck it.  Trump won. 

People use to talk about Chuck Norris.  Then, came Camden.  Chuck who? 

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2017, 12:30:01 AM »
Mr T said: "I pity the fool!"  Camden said: "I pity you." 

(I haven't seen Mr T acting in any movies or TV shows lately.)

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2017, 10:26:42 AM »
It is possible to milk a cow dry you know.
Camden would be able to squeeze out more milk even after.

Eggieguffer is right, let this die.

2 seconds later

Hahahahaha the meme lives. Kyndo for VP

Same thing I though. I was like.. "True. True"..."Yeah he would!"

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Re: Camden vs Chuck Norris - who'd win?
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2017, 05:01:27 PM »
Fighting Chuck Norris isn't the way Camden would do things.

 

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