I am confused. Thank you for your time.
Lol I got you. Best not to take advice from LBHs who probably haven't had a sexual encounter since 1992.
First and foremost, a side chick can be a male or a female. I know many girls abroad who have boyfriends back in their home country yet have sexual relations with other men every once in awhile. They refer to these men as "side chicks" as well.
Second, is that there is a hierarchy to these kind of things. Side chicks, by default, are at the bottom of the totem pole. Which implies low maintenance and stress. If your side chick is taking too much of your time and energy, you need to reevaluate their status in your life and whether or not keeping the piece of strange is worth elevated cortisol levels and high blood pressure.
The ideal situation for a waygook who wants a side chick should be that the MAIN (your actual significant other) is back home or in another country. Your SIDE chick is in the current country you reside in (whether it be another waygook or a foreigner). This distance and lack of shared peers is the ultimate barrier.
WARNING: The guilt will slowly by surely eat you alive 90% of the time. Also, karma being who karma is, chances are your significant other is doing the same thing. The other 10% is that you get to
have your cake and eat it too with zero consequences.
People will spout a bunch of bs about "
what goes around comes around" and "
cheaters never prosper" and "
the truth will come out eventually", but really all that is a bunch of hogwash designed to discourage the behavior and make themselves feel more virtuous. I know many MANY individuals who have had side chicks with zero repercussions and are now back at home living "happily" with their significant others.
Are they happy with themselves? Yes. Do they feel any guilt? No. Will they ever? Probably not. Are they going to hell? Most likely.
The key is to be discrete and smart.
Now, to your questions.
Does everyone back home have "side chicks"?
How does one get a side chick if one wants one? More specifically, what do you say?
Should I tell my current girlfriend about my side chick if I had one?
Should I tell my side chick about my current girlfriend if I had one?
If I have a side chick, should I keep it a secret or is it supposed to be known?
How do I maintain a side chick - girlfriend balance?
How do you prevent the side chick from wanting to become your girlfriend?
How do you prevent your girlfriend from being angry?
How do you say side chick in Korean?
Should I have a side chick?
What is the male equivalent of side chick called?
How do I become one?
1. No, not everyone has one. Mostly due to either the inability to even form a sexual connection with someone or theyre perfectly happy with just 1. Having a side chick requires an excess of charm and an abundant libido.
2. Getting a side chick is as simple as acting single even though youre not. You go to the club/bar/party and proceed as normal. The actual "term" sidechick should be avoided. No one likes to feel like Plan B.
3. No. Side chicks (aka side pieces, side hos, side d_ck, other bi_ches) are by default a confidential undertaking. If you tell your significant other about it and he/she is ok with it, you don't have a sidechick. You have an open relationship and that's another can of worms.
4. No. Again, secrecy is paramount to your philandering success. There are rare occasions when you meet a girl/guy who is perfectly content with being some ass on the side. However, if they know about your significant other, the temptation to snoop and find out more about your real relationship is usually too much to resist. A constant barrage of social media pics and posts will start to erode their self confidence and they will question their self worth and why THEY aren't your main squeeze and what exactly THEY lack. So, it's best if they have no idea.
5. Keep it to yourself. Only your most trusted friends should be aware of you lack of self control and rabid sexual desires.
6. Girlfriends require more care, attention and love. They should be placed in priority. They should be bought more expensive gifts, afforded more time, paid attention to more etc. Side chicks should be regulated to late night booty calls or weekend flings. Never ignore a GFs call to answer a side chick call, also, never answer a GF call when with a side chick. Priorities.
7. They key to prevent over attachment (especially if you have A+ game in bed) is to limit your sexual encounters to once a week. That's the golden ratio. Once a week is enough to keep them around but rare enough to keep them from getting any ideas. Also, encounters should be completely random. Never have a set date or a schedule or a routine.
DO NOT give them a code to your apt. DO NOT add them on FB or IG or Twitter.
8. If your MAIN has any sort of dignity, she will attempt to castrate you out of principle. Do not tell her.
9. Don't say it. Honesty is not the best policy, dimwit.
10. Probably not but you grown. Do you.
11. Side chick or Side d_ck or just "side".
12. You become one by not asking questions. Just go with the flow. Don't check her phone. Make sure she calls out your name in bed but if she doesn't, don't get too hung up on it.
