Author Topic: Do you guys do corny elementary school level jokes? (Read 26155 times)

elzoog · « **on:** April 06, 2011, 11:41:06 AM »

An example of a children's style joke that I told my low level high school students today.

What (in the alphabet) comes after O? Pee!

Koreak · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2011, 11:44:11 AM »

Why is six scared of seven?
Because... seven ate nine.

pablo112 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2011, 12:11:00 PM »

Quote from: kajbdc on April 06, 2011, 11:44:11 AM

Why is six scared of seven?
Because... seven ate nine.

Consider this one stolen!

taeyang · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2011, 12:22:57 PM »

where does a horse go if it's sick?

a horse-pital!

Koreak · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2011, 12:25:25 PM »

My students also love this one (include actions)

Why does a gorilla have huge nostrils? (For my students - nose holes)

Because they have huge fingers.

alijw · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2011, 12:47:34 PM »

I used the 'seven ate nine' one so much last year :)

The ones the kids love most are 'Konglish' though. Had a blast making these up (after a bottle of soju or two)
Q: What's a robot's favourite food?
A: BI - BIM - BAP (said like a robot, haha)

Q: What number likes the sea?
A: 10 (십 - ship)

jryanaustin · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:01:33 PM »

Quote from: alijw on April 06, 2011, 12:47:34 PM

I used the 'seven ate nine' one so much last year :)

The ones the kids love most are 'Konglish' though. Had a blast making these up (after a bottle of soju or two)
Q: What's a robot's favourite food?
A: BI - BIM - BAP (said like a robot, haha)

Q: What number likes the sea?
A: 10 (십 - ship)

Haha, these are awesome!

injuredeagle · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:06:31 PM »

very clever!

Quote from: alijw on April 06, 2011, 12:47:34 PM

I used the 'seven ate nine' one so much last year :)

The ones the kids love most are 'Konglish' though. Had a blast making these up (after a bottle of soju or two)
Q: What's a robot's favourite food?
A: BI - BIM - BAP (said like a robot, haha)

Q: What number likes the sea?
A: 10 (십 - ship)

denimdaze · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:10:05 PM »

I had an advanced 6th grader that got this one. Might be more appropriate for middle or high school.
Three couples went to the restaurant. The first man looked at his wife and said, "Pass the honey, Honey".
The second man looked at his wife and said, "Pass the sugar, Sugar".
The third man looked at his wife and said, "Pass the tea, Bag".

SBracken · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:44:24 PM »

How many letters are in the alphabet?
11- 'the alphabet'

they screams of anguish were AMAZING. I of course followed that one, next class, with
What is the longest word in the English language? (kids- language! language!)
Smiles: s-mile-s

I love giving them stupid riddles. I can't wait to try out these konglish ones

Quote from: alijw on April 06, 2011, 12:47:34 PM

I used the 'seven ate nine' one so much last year :)

The ones the kids love most are 'Konglish' though. Had a blast making these up (after a bottle of soju or two)
Q: What's a robot's favourite food?
A: BI - BIM - BAP (said like a robot, haha)

Q: What number likes the sea?
A: 10 (십 - ship)

WorkingTitle3484 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:50:55 PM »

At every opportunity possible!

My favorite: Whenever I bring in my USB, kids always shout, 'Teacher USB!! USB!!' and to my delight, I always tell them, 'No kids, I'm from USA, USA!' and I always get the 'Ahhh teacher!!' response! It's a hit!

gmosborn · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:53:31 PM »

I always say to them that not double u!! that's double v!!!!

colmmccann · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:55:49 PM »

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because they Aarrrrrgh!

gmosborn · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:00:44 PM »

I draw an eye then a heart and a U. I ask them what that is. One will always know I love yo, I then I say "aww thank you so much(ee)!!!!"

siamagoo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:03:40 PM »

For those meat lovers out there:

What food do you get when you mix a cow, a bird, and a mouse?

So-sae-chwi! (소새쥐 / Sausage)

(cue groans)

The kids also love: Where do cows go on dates? - To the moo-vies! Where do smart cows go on dates? - To the moo-seum! etc. etc.

I've been waiting for a group smart enough to get this one: What's brown and sticky? A stick!

blkfaephoenix · « **Reply #15 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:05:59 PM »

(1)
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaa (said to the tune of the 5th Symphony - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beethoven_symphony_5_opening.svg)

(2)
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired. (too tired)

I used to torture my more hyperactive hagwon students with this one:
(3)
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?

(continue until they start to lose patience with you, then)

A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Orange.
B: Orange who?
A: Orange you glad I didn't say "banana?"

murakano121 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:11:26 PM »

some of these, only kyopos or waygooks who have a decent level of Korean will get.

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What do you call a pre-occupied bean? kong beejee

what do you call a broken bicycle? mot-tah-cycle

where do lettuces worship? at a sang-choo-ary (sanctuary)

what do you call a big napkin? HU-ji (huge)

wanna hear a family joke? gah joke

what do you call a smelly bird? nem seh

what is the vampire's fav drink? koh-pee

why did the korean smoker go to the horseraces? mal-bo-ro

what did the small fish say when he got eaten by the big fish? Oh-dheng!!!

what did the byun tae say to the mushroom? oht buhsut!

what did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? GO YANG EE!

what do you call a hairy robot? tul-min-a-tuh!

Why don't lobsters share? They are Shell-fish

What did the bread say when it ran into the wall... ppang!
What did a cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave...gwajah

What do you call a 5 year old onion? Oh-nyun

What celebrity can you trust with your luggage?Jjim Carrey

How did the ice cream get into a car accident?Cha Gah Wah Suh

What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my ga shee

What did the truck say to the bread? Bbang Bbang!

What did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey? Gobble - ji- mah!

What did the watermelon to when it got sued? -Sue back

whats a halabuji's favorite type of money? - Hal-money

blkfaephoenix · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:27:24 PM »

Where does Kimbap go when it dies?
김밥천국 (kimbap cheon-guk; "kimbap heaven")

ohmaaaaan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:30:55 PM »

Hey murakano121 those are pretty good. I'm going to have to use them in my club activity class.... heh

JD · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:32:10 PM »

What do cows say when they are thirsty? Mooool (물 = water)

When does Korea have no snakes(뱀 - Bem) or bees(벌 Bal)? No-bem-bal = November

Author Topic: Do you guys do corny elementary school level jokes? (Read 26155 times)

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