Because they are dumb. It looks absolutely ridiculous and when coupled with the "V" hang gesture really shows that humans are dumb as anything and haven't evolved at all. Too bad that real ducks can't talk..they could say that they are offended and make everyone all pc.  From Donald to Daffy from Howard to Disco...some ducks are fairly cool. Korean girls ...uh, no.

A while back, I started pulling the V sign in photos sarcastically. Over the years however, I did it enough that it has practically become a bodily function -- like bowing -- and I'm beginning to feel I can no longer honestly hide behind the excuse of sarcasm.

This in turn has got me thinking: what if everyone else is doing the same thing? Like, everyone is simply having a jab at the person doing the V sign next to them, who is doing the same in return. Like, everyone is being sarcastic but nobody else realises and the trend perpetually snowballs from there.

What if this were true of duckface too?

There is no spoon.

A while back, I started pulling the V sign in photos sarcastically. Over the years however, I did it enough that it has practically become a bodily function -- like bowing -- and I'm beginning to feel I can no longer honestly hide behind the excuse of sarcasm.

This in turn has got me thinking: what if everyone else is doing the same thing? Like, everyone is simply having a jab at the person doing the V sign next to them, who is doing the same in return. Like, everyone is being sarcastic but nobody else realises and the trend perpetually snowballs from there.

What if this were true of duckface too?

There is no spoon.

That is how I learned to talk