I'm guessing you're from Canada?
Just something about the way you stress your sentences.
VanIslander??? I guessing he's from Vancouver Island. A place for the newly wed and nearly dead. It is the worst place I have even lived in. The typical sky looks like you're standing 1 meter away from the side of a battleship. People very much tend to be snotty and stuck up. I heard they have a nice summer, but I was having a nap the afternoon it happened.
FYI I have lived in: Nova Scotia (Halifax), Quebec (Montreal & Quebec City), Ontario (Toronto), Manitoba (Winnipeg), Alberta (Calgary) and BC (Victoria)
I'm guessing VanIslander is from Victoria. Unless he's from "up island".