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patti wack

Anyone who says Norm is not in their life

Bye, you are def lesser than i

But seriously, he is the comedian's comedian.

White students are harassed and told to leave a multicultural space:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4plvwXHY4s

These kids never disappoint me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IpP6j7je5A

Perfect timing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hDunP2Vcuo

New GOAT vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3368WAl0qM

Peter Sellers. So good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypEulhiHAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfzXqwvtoEE

The Cato vs Clouseau battles were better than anything I've ever seen of Pay-Per-View.

The Trail of the Pink Panther had boobies! By far the worst of the bunch, but damn near remember dem tatties!!! My God, those juicy, juicy hot tattiesss!

YouTube clips. Eat shiitake mushrooms and die! I'll set the scene, my lil' stickies!
Scene: A traffic light. Clouseau's companion is a beautiful woman. Clouseau is completely smitten with her and as he's eye banging her at close range she softly says seductively "It's green."

Clouseau, caught off guard, utters "It is?"

 

Unfortunately, this one also hits a little too close to home for me, as I suffer from green genitals. In reality it's no laughing matter. In high school I took a water polo class and was taunted relentlessly during my showers. They said such things as "Hey look, it's green genitalia guy!" and "Greenie beanie!"