I'll start.

Wow, my girlfriend likes my makgeolli and here is a pun for good measure! Have you subscribed to my youtube channel yet? I also love movies.

wait but the first one was you being you (?)

I must defend Joe Biden and everything woke at all costs.

wait but the first one was you being you (?)

Correct, heh

Anyone else wanna do me? It'll be a larf.

starcraft reference

In my university that I work at a student asked me have you ever had a dream that you had your could you’ll do wants you could do so do could you want to do so much you could do anything? The kids these days aren't built like the cars they used be to be in.

You spelled that wrong.

look ma! it's me!

Here's another one.

I follow CO2 all over the internet like a creepy stalker to make sure he's not doing anything weird and if he does I'll show everyone cuz I have no life.

That's more of a "Who am I ?" clue than pretending to be another poster. 

Pretending to be in a relationship with a woman in Cheonan is one of the smartest things I've ever done.  Just on Tuesday around midnight I was standing in the woman's washroom at Cheonan station with my video camera and clapperboard yelling "Cut!" as a lady came out of the stall, when the police approached.  The one officer asked "What the hell are you doing in the women's bathroom with that camera?" I said" I was just looking for my girlfriend."  The younger cop interjected and said "Oh yeah, I'm one of the dozens who has seen his YouTube channel.  He definitely has a Cheonan lady."  With my alibi established the police said "Carry on" and left me to my documentary.  Way to go, me.

ahahahahahahaha

Baphomet will rise. The gloaming is at hand, brothers, and nohting now can be don, to stop the surge of blood rushing through and in the streets. The true believer is the First Family, and they wield the power of a cultThe absolute monarchs were overthrown in a bloodbath of violence and lost souls, but an all-new totalitarian cult appeared to replace them. They capitalized on the fears of the people, promises of salvation and salvation from something or something else, pitting religion against class and the evil of the barons.

And it was not long before the cult of fanaticism and supristitionbegan to control the remnants of the monarchy a,nd the territories they had left behind. terorismkillings, burning of books and homes, confiscation of children. BLOOD BLOOD  BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.

Baphomet. Death To The False Kings.

Fast forward to 1871. The Paris Commune is marching on the capital, murdering, enslaving, plundering and controlling the French people. The rebellion is crushed. The Commune is summarily executed. In retribution, the Emperor Napoleon III turns France into a fascist dictatorship (with all the guilt and association that implies) that he himself rules.

See the parallels yet?

A resurgent, fascism-fuelled sect, an overthrown absolute monarch, a fanatic populace, a pogrom of class warfare, militaristic oppression, sharia law, anti-intellectualism and religious fundamentalism.

I'm moving to China. in this evironment, 2.1 no longer worht it