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  • D.L.Orean
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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2022, 12:32:15 pm »
No, you rube. Incheon isn't just an airport.  That much should be obvious by their requisite English City slogan "What's going on everybody?".  I broke up with her after I had taken her to Wolmido for a corn dog.  When we left the hotel I put her on the Viking ride and skeedaddled.  And I paid for her ticket (Viking, not flight.)  I'm no cad.

You can tell a lot about a person by their corn dog. Sugar? Plasticy, stretchy cheese string? Potato coating? Jalapeno hot dog? What did she order? You could have missed out on a good one.


  • ToilingAjumma
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    • September 06, 2022, 09:12:01 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2022, 12:36:16 pm »
I put her on the Viking ride

We come from the land of the han and jeong
From the morning calm where the room s'lons blow
The soju of 'jeossi
Will drive our noobs to 3차
To noraebang, and sing and cry
안마, I am coming............. ...................

On we drink with 나쁜놈
Our only goal will be the first train home


  • Augustiner
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    • December 06, 2021, 01:18:06 pm
    • Anyang
Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2022, 12:38:39 pm »
You can tell a lot about a person by their corn dog. Sugar? Plasticy, stretchy cheese string? Potato coating? Jalapeno hot dog? What did she order? You could have missed out on a good one.

Corn dog is a food?  This must be a cultural difference. 


  • Augustiner
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    • December 06, 2021, 01:18:06 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2022, 12:39:16 pm »
We come from the land of the han and jeong
From the morning calm where the room s'lons blow
The soju of 'jeossi
Will drive our noobs to 3차
To noraebang, and sing and cry
안마, I am coming............. ...................

On we drink with 나쁜놈
Our only goal will be the first train home

That brought a tear to my eye. 


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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2022, 12:43:38 pm »
Never had a corn dog in my 20 years here.

But in Chicago a hot dog should have mustard, onions and/or chili. "F the ketchup" i've heard.
(Hence no Chicago hot dog franchises in Korea? Deep-dish Chicago pizza yeah, but that's a whole other thing).

A tangent: where in Seoul or Busan does one get a big rack of ribs? (I was asked this recently by a newbie teacher and i just shrugged, because i have never seen ribs in restaurants here (outside the big cities i've lived), nor a t-bone steak since 1998 in a restaurant.

Where in Seoul could one recommend an assured t-bone steak?
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  • ToilingAjumma
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    • September 06, 2022, 09:12:01 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2022, 12:45:44 pm »
A tangent:

Thank you for warning us this time.

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where in Seoul or Busan does one get a big rack of ribs?

Seoul: Manimal

Pyeongtaek: JP's BBQ

Busan: Gorilla Brewing Gwangalli


Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2022, 12:48:02 pm »
My Uncle Jimbo cooked a mean rack of ribs (he added a secret ingredient but you would have to pm me to find out, wink wink I'll always remember coming home from school after a hard day of learning... important stuff and spelling the delicious smell of paprika and black pepper. I'm getting hungary just thinking about it
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  • D.L.Orean
  • Hero of Waygookistan

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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2022, 12:50:05 pm »
Never had a corn dog in my 20 years here.

But in Chicago a hot dog should have mustard, onions and/or chili. "F the ketchup" i've heard.
(Hence no Chicago hot dog franchises in Korea? Deep-dish Chicago pizza yeah, but that's a whole other thing).

A tangent: where in Seoul or Busan does one get a big rack of ribs? (I was asked this recently by a newbie teacher and i just shrugged, because i have never seen ribs in restaurants here (outside the big cities i've lived), nor a t-bone steak since 1998 in a restaurant.

Where in Seoul could one recommend an assured t-bone steak?

Found a great steakhouse in Seoul. Outback. I heard they have other locations across the country.


  • Augustiner
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    • December 06, 2021, 01:18:06 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2022, 01:00:32 pm »
Thank you for warning us this time.

Seoul: Manimal

Pyeongtaek: JP's BBQ

Busan: Gorilla Brewing Gwangalli

That takes care of big. Now, what if he had specified "good?"  That would take those three places off the shortlist.  I think we would have to go with D.L. Oreans go to Outback for true rib greatness. 


  • ToilingAjumma
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    • September 06, 2022, 09:12:01 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2022, 01:01:46 pm »
Outback for true rib greatness.

I'll take you out back and give you a good pegging.


  • Augustiner
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2022, 01:03:30 pm »
I'll take you out back and give you a good pegging.

That's called a corn dog where I come from.  It's getting to be a bit like "Who's on first? around here."   


  • D.L.Orean
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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2022, 01:05:28 pm »
That's called a corn dog where I come from.  It's getting to be a bit like "Who's on first? around here."   

Your agoraphobic, claustrophobic hottie date pegged you on the viking ride?


  • ToilingAjumma
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    • September 06, 2022, 09:12:01 pm
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2022, 01:07:12 pm »
Your agoraphobic, claustrophobic hottie date pegged you on the viking ride?

On we *BEEP* with, strap-on more
Our only goal will be the next day sore


  • Augustiner
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    • December 06, 2021, 01:18:06 pm
    • Anyang
Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2022, 01:08:50 pm »
Your agoraphobic, claustrophobic hottie date pegged you on the viking ride?

Now, this is just getting outlandish!!

I wonder what LI decided to do.  He certainly has been given a plethora of options.  Kind of waiting for a thank you here. 


  • Renma
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2022, 01:12:37 pm »
He's gotten some good suggestions, a warranted lesson in basic human interaction by Jonnytino, and foolproof ways to break up if it goes south. I hope he'll type up a report on how it went (good or bad) after the date.


Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2022, 02:34:37 pm »
No, you rube. Incheon isn't just an airport.  That much should be obvious by their requisite English City slogan "What's going on everybody?".  I broke up with her after I had taken her to Wolmido for a corn dog.  When we left the hotel for something to eat, I put her on the Viking ride and skeedaddled.  And I paid for her ticket (Viking, not flight.)  I'm no cad.
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2022, 08:46:05 am »
and Koreans tend to avoid like the plague.

So you've never been there?
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Re: Places to visit in Seoul
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2022, 10:58:55 am »
There's gonna be a pub brawl wrestling event on the 29th. That could be fun.

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