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  • confusedsafferinkorea
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Sad humour
« on: November 07, 2022, 08:21:33 pm »
Which figure in geometry represents a dead parrot?

A polygon.

Post your sad humour here to lighten things up a bit.   ;D ;D
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  • ToilingAjumma
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2022, 08:26:05 pm »
How do you make a plumber cry?

Murder his entire family.
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2022, 08:32:02 pm »

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Quote from: confusedsafferinkorea on November 07, 2022, 08:21:33 pm
Which figure in geometry represents a dead parrot?

A polygon.

Post your sad humour here to lighten things up a bit.   ;D ;D

Hahahaha saffer...good one.

Quote from: ToilingAjumma on November 07, 2022, 08:26:05 pm
How do you make a plumber cry?

Murder his entire family.

Hahaha...It took me some time...but I just got it. Sorry, I'm a bit off tonight  :-[
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2022, 09:54:31 pm »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?    Because they are shellfish   :smiley:
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  • Adel
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2022, 05:59:02 pm »
Quote from: Jethro Bodine on November 07, 2022, 09:54:31 pm
Why don't oysters donate to charity?    Because they are shellfish   :smiley:

That you Rye? Went fishing yesterday. Beautiful weather but not much fish. 
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2022, 06:53:55 pm »
Hey Adel. There you are. Yeah, my third reincarnation.

I've been thinking about you. That damn Violent Soho cover 'Lazy Eye' just won't worm its way out of my internal playlist. Been months now, and when it starts playing in my head, well I see you. Great song, but it's a curse. I was on the turps last night and started thinking I hadn't seen you posting since floating around again.

So, where are you fishing? Was it a day out or are you on holiday?
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  • Adel
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Re: Sad humour
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2022, 01:31:02 am »
Quote from: Jethro Bodine on November 08, 2022, 06:53:55 pm
Hey Adel. There you are. Yeah, my third reincarnation.

I've been thinking about you. That damn Violent Soho cover 'Lazy Eye' just won't worm its way out of my internal playlist. Been months now, and when it starts playing in my head, well I see you. Great song, but it's a curse. I was on the turps last night and started thinking I hadn't seen you posting since floating around again.

So, where are you fishing? Was it a day out or are you on holiday?

I'm only scheduled to work three days a week. I don't really need more than that. This way I can take of advantage of the summer. Occasionally, I get called in for some extra relief teaching but if weather is good and I've got something better to do, I'll just ignore the call. 
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