Here in the 21st century, no one except you and my dead grandpa plays or played records.
Patently false and you entirely missed the point of the picture.
Records are only for the few who are cool and you're not cool enough to play one. Although I did see some nice modern laser record players at the Kyobo in Seoul near the Cheonggyechong a while back,
You're not cool enough to play records either. Go back to your Sony Walkman.
That's a cool idea. You can play records without ruining them, so long as the sound quality is the same. Some music sounds better on vinyl because there isn't so much loudness.
Sony Walkman was the coolest thing ever back in the day. Originals can fetch a pretty penny at auction.
backstreet boys dropped off after 1999?
How can music be real if our ears aren't real?
You got fake ears? I knew you were ugly, but I didn't know you needed plastic surgery.
That post long ago where he said he blasts linkin park down the phone line at call center workers still makes me laugh. Imagine him screaming along to Chester to make his point.
After a long day of NO U'ing his way to a mod-assisted victory on waygook, a bent out of shape weigook77 unwinds by donning his backwards cap and sunglasses and screaming along to 2001 nu-metal into his pillow.
