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Worst Games of 2022
« on: December 29, 2022, 02:46:04 pm »
This guy is pretty funny. His worst games of the year:

Need for Speed Unbound
The Calisto Protocol
Evil West
Scorn
Garden Simulator
Age of Undead
Autobahn Police Simulator 3
Dragon Forge
Sniper Elite 5
Postal 4
Ghostwire Tokyo
Shadow Warrior 3
Rainbow 6 Extraction
City Eye
Saints Row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB2-3FsG9YE

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2022, 08:54:30 pm »
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2022, 09:38:01 pm »
Back when I was a youngster we didn't have video games because the thing hadn't been invented yet. We just had a stick in the back yard.
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2022, 09:51:47 pm »
Back when I was a youngster we didn't have video games because the thing hadn't been invented yet. We just had a stick in the back yard.
That is true!

In the 1970's (before ANY video games) i took a stick to the backyard hornets' nest of one of the only two kids in my neighborhood my age (both girls), playing hero (after playing tea), and swinging enough to half dismember the nest, resulting in three wasp stings that hurt like a bugger but it didn't compare to the single bee sting in high school that landed me in hospital and had me diagnosed with the worst bee allergy the doctor had ever seen, the only upside was the huge swollen site of the sting was on top of the right bicep and - as a soccer and football player - i was keen, chomping at the bit, to show the bulge around.
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2022, 10:42:54 pm »
I think Pong came out in the 1970s
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2022, 10:54:39 pm »
I think Pong came out in the 1970s
My dad bought me the very first portable SPACE INVADERS game in 1979. I took it to Boy Scouts winter camp: we had to individually go outside outside eyesight of anyone else and construct a 24-hour sturdy shelter (a lean-to in minus-10 C temps). We had two nights to accomplish our tasks. Those of us who earned our badges on day one congregated around my SPACE INVADERS game. It was gray colored, took four AAA batteries and was the belle of the ball. It was a memorable.weekend (it included two friggin' freezing hours walking on a mountain road).
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2022, 10:58:24 pm »
Was it the cat's meow?
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2022, 11:08:26 pm »
My dad bought me the very first portable SPACE INVADERS game in 1979. I took it to Boy Scouts winter camp: we had to individually go outside outside eyesight of anyone else and construct a 24-hour sturdy shelter (a lean-to in minus-10 C temps). We had two nights to accomplish our tasks. Those of us who earned our badges on day one congregated around my SPACE INVADERS game. It was gray colored, took four AAA batteries and was the belle of the ball. It was a memorable.weekend (it included two friggin' freezing hours walking on a mountain road).
Gawd... i just realized WHY i love reality competition shows so much (e.g., Survivor, The Amazing Race, American Ninja Warrior, The Challenge,... as well as Masterchef, Top Chef, Project Runway, etc. even Big Brother and The Circle - two of the four seasons).

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2022, 11:09:32 pm »
I think Pong came out in the 1970s

Yeah, it did Billy. Early 70s. I was given pong in 1979. It was good fun, especially at higher speeds.

Was it the cat's meow?

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2022, 08:59:35 am »
The first system I got was the Atari 2600 back in the early 80s.  I was a bit jealous of Mattel's Intellivision and then really jealous when Colecovison came along a few years later. 
After that, I became interested in females and didn't get another video game system until ironically my gf got me a N64 during our year in Taiwan.  Then I dropped out of the scene again until I recently bought a Nintendo Switch to help pass the time during my forced quarantine last February.  Breath of the Wild is like nothing I ever played before.  The other games I bought I usually got bored and gave up. 

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2022, 09:04:40 am »
Back when I was a youngster we didn't have video games because the thing hadn't been invented yet. We just had a stick in the back yard.

That is true!

In the 1970's (before ANY video games) i took a stick to the backyard hornets' nest of one of the only two kids in my neighborhood my age (both girls), playing hero (after playing tea), and swinging enough to half dismember the nest, resulting in three wasp stings that hurt like a bugger but it didn't compare to the single bee sting in high school that landed me in hospital and had me diagnosed with the worst bee allergy the doctor had ever seen, the only upside was the huge swollen site of the sting was on top of the right bicep and - as a soccer and football player - i was keen, chomping at the bit, to show the bulge around.

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2022, 09:16:18 am »
i was keen, chomping at the bit, to show the bulge around.[/size]

Billy, your thoughts?  :undecided:


Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2022, 09:21:45 am »
i was keen, chomping at the bit, to show the bulge around

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2022, 09:28:23 am »
Billy, your thoughts?  :undecided:

Out of curiosity did you never read the "Thoughts from my high school days": Volume 12" where Van writes about the size of his member compared to the other guys' hoses in the locker room?  That was one of my favourites.  I would have no idea how to search for it.  LI likely has it on microfiche if you want to read it. 


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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2022, 09:41:02 am »
The bulge was the swollen area from the bee sting i am extremely allergic to; i thought it funny - even when in the emergency room of the hospital - that the sting was on my right forcep. If 1986 had been a quarter century later: selfie!

As for my mention (not the point of the post - but it lingers apparently) of the showers after football practice in which a guy (my point was never i) was often berated and ridiculed for their physique (it was cold; certainly not hot). It was wrong to do that but no one ever said so.

One wonders how often the game of telephone includes a twisted knife; my wife had laughed at the idea that i could think otherwise.
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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2022, 09:44:44 am »
A selfie of your swollen area... Billy where are you!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2022, 09:50:00 am »
As for my mention (not the point of the post - but it lingers apparently) of the showers after football practice in which a guy (my point was never i) was often berated and ridiculed for their physique (it was cold; certainly not hot). It was wrong to do that but no one ever said so.

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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2022, 09:56:07 am »
I did get a peek at Vans 'dream diary and interpretations' not long ago. It seems that while he views most of us as mosquitos unworthy of little more than contempt and shepherding, he has very confused feelings towards a certain Mr Herrington. You see, Billy Herrington is a very handsome and muscular man as you can see from his profile picture and feature films. He's also an accomplished wrestler and athlete, but this darned specimen of rippling muscles INSISTS on needling Van, yet while Vanny can ignore 90% of what we say he can't ignore Billy. Even while Van is enjoying the pleasure of his cats synchronized purrs, that damned BILLY keeps intruding on his thoughts and, lately, his dreams too. In his diary he wrote of a rather steamy encounter where Billy was wrestling with Van (who in his dreams is a strapping 16 year old lad again). Billy has Van pinned on the floor, and at one point flips Van over onto his stomach and performs a stunning half nelson before whispering in Van's ear 'The CIA killed JFK'. However at this point Billy morphed into Van's father, who kept him pinned despite Vans bucking attempts. Father-Billy continued whispering about hucking mooses and killing nazis on trains until Van woke up screaming, him and his cats covered in a cold sweat.

This is why Van refuses to sleep these days, spending his nights and mornings watching youtube and posting on waygook. His dreams are no longer safe.


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Re: Worst Games of 2022
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2022, 10:02:05 am »
before whispering in Van's ear 'The CIA killed JFK'. However at this point Billy morphed into Van's father, who kept him pinned despite Vans bucking attempts. Father-Billy continued whispering about hucking mooses and killing nazis on trains until Van woke up screaming, him and his cats covered in a cold sweat.



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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2022, 10:12:40 am »
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" ... performs a stunning half nelson before whispering in Van's ear 'The CIA killed JFK'..."
Someone is into threads i ain't in. I think a 'half nelson' is some sort of wrestling or MMA move, but don't hold me to it (pun intended). And American political threads i avoid most often.

Love the Cage photo Mithras! Apt, really.
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