What goes up and down stairs without moving?
Carpet
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die. What is it?
A fire
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold/flu
I run, yet have no legs. What am I?
A nose / a faucet
What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
The dark
I look at you, you look at me. I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?
A mirror
I am lighter than a feather but the strongest man cannot hold me for more than a few minutes. What am I?
Air/breath
What can run but never walk, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river (stream/brook/creek)
I am weightless but you can see me. Put me in a barrel/bucket/box and I will make it lighter. What am I?
A hole
A barrel of water weighs 20kgs. What must you add to it to make it weight 12kgs?
Holes
Clara was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She was born in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest/pastor/etc.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None- roosters dont lay eggs, chickens do.
You cant keep it until you have given it. What is it?
A promise
If you take off my skin I wont cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A coat of paint
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
You answer me, although I never ask any questions. What am I?
A telephone
The one who built it doesnt want it.
The one who buys it doesnt need it.
The one who needs it doesnt know it.
What is it?
A coffin
What is the longest word in the English language?
smiles there is a mile between the first and last letters.
What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope
If you drop a white hat into the Red/Yellow Sea, what does it become?
Wet
What has many keys but cant open any doors?
A piano
Who earns their living by driving customers away?
Taxi drivers
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick
What letter of the alphabet flies and stings?
B (bee)
What letter is a part of the head?
I (eye)
What letter is a drink?
T (tea)
What letter is a body of water?
C (sea)
What letter is a vegetable?
P (pea)
What letter is an exclamation?
O (oh!)
What letter is a bird?
J (jay)
What letter asks questions?
Y (why)
What three letters frighten a thief?
I.C.U. (I see you!)
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
m
Why is the letter "T" like an island ?
Because it is in the middle of water.
In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
It can make her hear.
Which is the loudest vowel?
The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise.
What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
Both of them are in the middle of the "day".
Why is "U" the happiest letter?
Because it is in the middle of "fun".
What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Alphabet = (26 letters)
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11 (t-h-e-a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t)
What relatives are dependent on "you"?
Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".
What is the end of everything?
The letter "g".
boom and boom. I think I made up maybe one of these. everything's been stolen from various places around the internet, including waygook.
